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Post by podge on Jul 7, 2008 20:41:45 GMT
One day while I was out
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Post by daveb on Jul 7, 2008 20:44:52 GMT
camping
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 7, 2008 20:49:57 GMT
I happened to meet another man who was camping
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 7, 2008 20:52:15 GMT
his name was
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 7, 2008 20:54:09 GMT
sh*t kicker.
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 7, 2008 20:55:58 GMT
Well there he was with his 8 man tent
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 7, 2008 21:00:24 GMT
and his little camping stove
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 7, 2008 21:02:40 GMT
and sat nav, mp3 player, portable dvd player
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Post by Chocolate Chops on Jul 7, 2008 21:03:48 GMT
but there were not 8 men with him to put in his 8 man tent so
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 7, 2008 21:05:26 GMT
he filled his tent with his funny shaped balls and
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 7, 2008 21:05:32 GMT
he settled for 7 ladies and himself
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 7, 2008 21:09:32 GMT
they all decided to get very drunk on scotch and play
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 7, 2008 21:10:57 GMT
rugby
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 7, 2008 21:13:00 GMT
shinkicker got out his funny shaped ball and the ladies went mad cos
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 7, 2008 21:14:35 GMT
they were expecting a normal looking one!
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Post by daveb on Jul 7, 2008 21:18:54 GMT
Not a one the shape of a
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 7, 2008 21:20:24 GMT
lemon
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Post by Chocolate Chops on Jul 7, 2008 21:45:54 GMT
but it didn't smell like a lemon it smelt like
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 7, 2008 22:24:53 GMT
cow sh*te
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Post by Chocolate Chops on Jul 7, 2008 23:09:22 GMT
NOw it is very unfortunate to have balls smelling of cow shi*te so poor shinny
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 8, 2008 6:01:11 GMT
Went to find a stream to wash his balls
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Post by daveb on Jul 8, 2008 8:22:57 GMT
in, he gently lowered them into the slow running stream but the water was so cold
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 8, 2008 8:54:59 GMT
he got a little bit of a shock
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Post by podge on Jul 8, 2008 11:12:40 GMT
When his balls rapidly started to
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 8, 2008 13:46:59 GMT
contract
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Post by daveb on Jul 8, 2008 14:37:05 GMT
"Oh my God, what are my 7 lady friends going to play with now" he
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 8, 2008 15:15:51 GMT
sobbed like the big girl that he is
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Post by daveb on Jul 8, 2008 20:26:46 GMT
All of his sobbing soon made the stream
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 8, 2008 21:23:46 GMT
break its banks and flood poor shinkickers tent
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Post by daveb on Jul 8, 2008 21:37:32 GMT
All 7 ladies jumped onto a small formica table that Shinkicker just happened to take along with him
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