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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 9, 2008 9:48:15 GMT
And they floated away down the stream
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Post by daveb on Jul 9, 2008 19:34:27 GMT
Shinkicker was amazed that the table could hold the weight of 7 ladies and a bit pissed off that he never got to
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 9, 2008 23:17:30 GMT
stand on it and break it before the flood
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Post by podge on Jul 10, 2008 19:23:07 GMT
Now the 7 ladies were sailing away out of owld Shinnys sight and there was no hope of
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Post by daveb on Jul 10, 2008 19:24:58 GMT
getting a ride unless he
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 10, 2008 19:31:28 GMT
could swim after them but that was nearly impossible because of his
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Post by podge on Jul 10, 2008 19:35:42 GMT
12"
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Post by daveb on Jul 10, 2008 19:36:28 GMT
Welly tops that he was wearing
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 10, 2008 19:38:31 GMT
they could fill with water and he could
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 10, 2008 20:43:47 GMT
get sucked off
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 10, 2008 20:47:57 GMT
although i'm sure he wouldn't mind but he had other things to think about
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 10, 2008 20:53:28 GMT
like what he would eat his tea off now that his table had gone
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 10, 2008 20:57:58 GMT
and who would keep him company now that the ladies were gone
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 10, 2008 20:59:37 GMT
so he decided to dry off and head to the nearest pub for a pint and a game of snooker
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 10, 2008 21:05:25 GMT
the shepards pie was the special of the day so he decided to try that out
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Post by daveb on Jul 10, 2008 21:07:18 GMT
And had a pint of Paddys snake bite to wash it down with
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 10, 2008 21:08:39 GMT
then out of the corner of his eye he saw this long haired bloke walking towards him
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 10, 2008 21:09:14 GMT
the bar maid was wearing a glass bra the landlord(seymour titt) insisted on this dress code as it brought in the customers.she caught sight of a long grey haired bloke walking towards shinkicker who by now was quaking in his boots
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 10, 2008 21:11:39 GMT
the long haired man changed direction and walked toward the barmaid
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 10, 2008 21:13:03 GMT
and ordered a couple of jugs
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 10, 2008 21:14:28 GMT
of milk, he couldn't help it he got carried away
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Post by daveb on Jul 10, 2008 21:20:02 GMT
he asked her name and she said only if you tell me yours first
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 10, 2008 21:24:35 GMT
My names Geordie Georgegeordie he said
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Post by daveb on Jul 10, 2008 21:27:00 GMT
Shinkicker overheard the name Georgegeordie and his boots were now shaking with such force that
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 10, 2008 21:29:20 GMT
he knocked the table over
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Post by daveb on Jul 11, 2008 7:04:01 GMT
The barmaid came rushing over to pick the table back up but tripped over Georgegeordies foot in her haste
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Post by podge on Jul 11, 2008 7:13:40 GMT
As she hit the floor her glass bra shattered to pieces and at that very moment
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Post by daveb on Jul 11, 2008 7:14:36 GMT
(seymour titt) appeared from nowhere
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 11, 2008 8:32:56 GMT
to help the poor bare chested lady up. Georgegeordies eyes nearly
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Post by daveb on Jul 11, 2008 11:52:09 GMT
popped out of his Crow shaped head
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