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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 11, 2008 14:58:16 GMT
And he didn't know which way to look. as geordie attempted to look away he spotted
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Post by daveb on Jul 11, 2008 15:06:35 GMT
Shinkicker, Geordies heart was now pounding as he moved in for a long and wet
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 11, 2008 15:11:23 GMT
fart to escape
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 11, 2008 15:43:31 GMT
that followed by a long wet snog
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Post by daveb on Jul 11, 2008 19:55:45 GMT
and of course an ear shringing, unless Geordie doesn't treat all his fans the same as
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 11, 2008 20:00:03 GMT
He treated that dave bloke
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 11, 2008 20:06:46 GMT
to a few nights away from the mrs to cure his earache
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 11, 2008 20:13:52 GMT
free ear cleaning was included in the package
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Post by daveb on Jul 11, 2008 20:22:27 GMT
and Shinkicker wanted the full works
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 11, 2008 20:23:28 GMT
He needed a good deep cleansing from head to foot and there was no better person in the world than geordie to help him
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 12, 2008 8:58:55 GMT
clean up his act
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Post by daveb on Jul 14, 2008 6:35:57 GMT
Everyone in the pub covered their ears as Geordie belted out his favourite tune, he sang his geordie heart out .....OH ME LADS YA SHOULD HAVE SEEN US GANNEN
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 14, 2008 8:24:14 GMT
"Passing the folks along the road And all of them were starin'"
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Post by cc2 on Jul 16, 2008 9:24:22 GMT
"Oi shuddup with yer geordie crap" someone shouted "geordies are only scots with their brains kicked in" they continued
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Post by daveb on Jul 17, 2008 18:13:16 GMT
Geordie and Shinkicker were both insulted at such remarks and
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 18, 2008 11:31:04 GMT
both jumped up and down in temper
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Post by Chocolate Chops on Jul 20, 2008 14:19:06 GMT
but accidentally landed on the shouters fingers
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 20, 2008 15:50:06 GMT
because the shouter had fallen on the ground laughing so hard at the two "grown men" acting like children
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Post by Chocolate Chops on Jul 20, 2008 23:26:17 GMT
Geordie and Shinkicker said "We are so not acting like children ner ner na ner ner!"
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Post by podge on Jul 21, 2008 8:47:31 GMT
Just then in walked the smallest Irish lass ya have ever seen, she had the biggest pair of
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Post by daveb on Jul 21, 2008 8:50:11 GMT
dummy's in her t-shirt pocket
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 21, 2008 9:11:23 GMT
and a plastic bib around her neck
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Post by daveb on Jul 21, 2008 10:59:29 GMT
She sauntered over to Geordie and Shinkicker and rammed the dummy's into their gobs so hard that they swallowed their false teeth
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 21, 2008 20:14:52 GMT
they farted and bit their own arses
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Post by daveb on Jul 21, 2008 20:29:04 GMT
then they started to talk out of them but that was nothing new because
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 21, 2008 20:32:57 GMT
Both shin kicker and geordie always talked through their arses mostly about
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 21, 2008 20:34:52 GMT
sh*te but sometimes they talked about big round juicy
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 21, 2008 20:37:11 GMT
steaks with mash and gravy
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Post by dianeminty on Jul 21, 2008 20:50:57 GMT
just then who should walk in the door but
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Post by Cliodhna Crowley on Jul 22, 2008 6:08:08 GMT
Dave and his lovely sis Diane
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